Me. At least after what I've been through.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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