we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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I need you to use more vowels.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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