Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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