So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
two words...techno handjob
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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