I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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