Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
