that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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