I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
