we need to drink 2009 down the drain
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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