saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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