that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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