Dual....:-)
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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