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Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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