I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
