8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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