Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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