Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I need to sanitize my soul.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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