he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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