3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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