i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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