I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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