Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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