Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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