We won't sleep together?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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