well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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