remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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