And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Porn is love you can see.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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