8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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