Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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