So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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