Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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