I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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