I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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