Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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