spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I have already put on my inside pants.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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