he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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