this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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