I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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