I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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