I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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