Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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