Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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