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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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