We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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