Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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