PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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