Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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