How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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