Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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