Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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