i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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